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Here's a funny email that i've just read:
An Investment Advice:
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have
$49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214
cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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